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Post  Willow Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:33 am

Something we should all remember as strong women (or men). It's a cute story and reminds me that it isn't just about a number on a scale it's about how you look, how you feel, how you live your life. It should be full as well as fit in my opinion. I'm not saying I'm not trying to get healthy or lose weight and I'm certainly not really going to be a whale just because I like that aspect of it but it is just something to think about.

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Recently, in a large city in a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, Do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, Responded publicly to the question Posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern,

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.) They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia , The Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia . Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them ... Where is IT? Therefore, they don't have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me: I want to be a whale.

P..S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with someone who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, When I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I am!¨
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Post  RowanFalar Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:08 am

I LOVE LOVE LOVE it Willow! Thanks for the pick me up. *goes off to copy it for print out at work*
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Post  Willow Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:06 am

A friend of mine emailed that to me and I loved it so much I've been spreading it around Smile Glad you love it Ro! *hugs to you and yours*
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Post  ThatRobedGuy Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:04 am

Curvy ladies are.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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Post  General Specific Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:23 pm

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Post  Mountebank Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:42 pm

General Specific wrote:
Met him twice. He's a decent guy, but not good in a crisis.
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