ZOD SMELLS.

Dude... seriously... when was the last time you actually washed that pleather outfit?


that shit is naaaaaaaaaaasty.

This is true. Zod does in fact smell. Zod has olfactory senses just as you mortals do.
only more poowerful than you weak houstonites posess.
So, you could say, zod smells more than the rest of you.

What?


What are you all laughing about?!

Zod does smell more!!!!

Zod smells like the Ocean oddly enough.

Specifically, low tide.

Yes, zod can smell the ocean.in fact zod rather enjoys the ocean's smells.

Zod often goes to the beach just to smell.

Why are you all laughing?!!

*produces the chart and models for Zod*

You see, what they really mean is...

*whispers to him*

And by that they mean...

*points to the chart and whispers some more*

ZombieJoe wrote:*produces the chart and models for Zod*

You see, what they really mean is...

*whispers to him*

And by that they mean...

*points to the chart and whispers some more*

.....

WHAT!!?!?!

Step outside the room, zombie joe...the rest of you...make your peace with your makers!

I see how it is. Last time I help a guy out... especially a Kryptonian!

*puts on Kryptonite helmet*

ZombieJoe wrote:I see how it is. Last time I help a guy out... especially a Kryptonian!

*puts on Kryptonite helmet*

Are you saying you want some of this pain as well?

No, I am saying that I did not have coffee this morning so apparently words don't make sense. I now see I was precluded from the "peace with your makers."

*sigh*

I really need this week to be over.

I see...

*pulls out a couch and pen n' pad. Dons glasses*

Tell Zod abot your mother.

Wait don't say anything yet -pulls out video camera - ok now go

hrm.. Zod almost forgot about the comeuppance demanded here for certain 'krewmembers' making outrageous claims about Zod having an offensive aroma.

Let it never be said Zod is not without mercy.

Kneel before Zod and you shall be forgiven.

Maybe if you stop throwing a block of Limburgher in with your laundry.