Breakfast Club

*sits down and eats her ham, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, and tea*

Sits down empty handed. No breakfast or coffee today for me. Stupid Fall Break.

*stumbles in, clutching ceramic stein full of Earl Grey, closing the blinds*

evil nasty daystar......migraine for 6 days running.


Would somebody cut off my head? Pretty please?

*plods out of the room in search of codeine*

*walks in, puts on the kettle, looks at the overly complicated coffee machine and sighs*

Iantognome!!!!! I need you!

*a gnome in a three piece charcoal grey suit, with a burgundy shirt and black tie appears from a previously unseen door*

I:Yes Miss Rowan? How may I be of service?

I need you to brew up the caffeine for our motley Krew. Pretty please? I'll even find JackGnome for you!?!

*Iantognome blushes a darker green*

I:Of course Miss Rowan. And does the EmpressMoppet require anything?

She's off at school (thank Goddess) so she'll be fine. Thanks Iantognome!

*walks off deeper into the KrewHouse, looking for Cherub*

*comes in from work surrounded by Toclafane*

Another hard night decimating humanity.

*makes crumpets, falls into bed with Vampy*

*pulls a premade pb and j out of the fridge and pours herself a glass of milk* Why the hell am I awake this early in the morning?

I've been at work for two hours. In a couple more, I'll be able to eat that yogurt I brought with me. Until then...

*made steel cut oats again*

*shares*

*pokes a random Krewmember*

you there!
Zod demands a BLT!
Romaine lettuce, medium sized slices of tomato, wheat toast, Miracle whip mayo, and do not burn the bacon!

CHOP CHOP!!

*reads his paper in the nude*

*mutters something about never finding those damn cocoa puffs*

*ignores demands for BLT*
*spreads Nutella on both sides of a toasted bagel*
*Sits at table*
*shares with Zod*



Shhhhh it's too early in the afternoon for your rants.

Mountebank wrote:*comes in from work surrounded by Toclafane*

Another hard night decimating humanity.

*makes crumpets, falls into bed with Vampy*

*snuggles up with Mount, rifling in her box of cocoa puffs clearly marked "ZOD'S! DON'T TOUCH!" and pops a few in her mouth, crunching slowly*

Hi baby.

What is this Nutella!?

*stares at Nutella spread and shakes an angry fist*

I WILL CONQUER YOU NUTELLA!

JUST AS I DESTROYED THE SON OF OUR JAI- *shoved in mouth by Domina*
GLmfff!!

MMMM!!!

conquering Nutella is delicious!!

*looks over at box of cocoa puffs and blinks*

but.. but.. but but... but..

Huh? Vampy's butt is showing? *stares*

*stumbles in*

Okay I need some Chai tea, a Cinnabon, and Tylenol 4s stat!

I've had a migraine for over a week. the pain was so bad this morning it woke me up. Ruined thanksgiving because I couldn't make the dinner.

Barring the T4, could someone cut the top of my head off, pretty please?

*goes and gets the axe labeled Tylenol 5*

I'll go sharpen this up while the other items are tried, back in a bit.

RowanFalar wrote:*stumbles in*

Okay I need some Chai tea, a Cinnabon, and Tylenol 4s stat!

I've had a migraine for over a week. the pain was so bad this morning it woke me up. Ruined thanksgiving because I couldn't make the dinner.

Barring the T4, could someone cut the top of my head off, pretty please?

Aww, so sorry to hear it Ro!

*SUPERBIGHUG*

*pulls out a huge gianormous tablecloth and drapes it over the table*

Weekend was fun, but also sucked. Why does my dad have to be such an ass? Seriously?

*crawls under the tablecloth with a pillow and a blanket*

*comes in wearing shiny black pleather pajamas, kisses Ro on the cheek and deposits Zod Kitteh in her arms*

Alright, where are the blasted puffs today?!

Did you mean Coco Puffs or did you zash Tiq in the danglies again?

Well, Non's offering you a bowl of something that looks like cocoa puffs... but why's he got the giraffe?

Have you forgotten that Non is a fecalpheliac?

The giraffe is there to give him milk, fresh milk.

*watches him milk the giraffe and add it to his "cereal"*

no.. the milk is not turning into chocolate milk, I assure you.

*grimaces*

Zod.. Zod does not want his cocoa puffs anymore.. Zod will settle for an egg white omelete.