Tiq says...

He says,
"Yo, soz I haven't been on. My laptop exploded. I should hopefully have a working one some time this week."
He also promised 1,000 kneels to Zod. I thought that was generous of him. He also said Zod can not have his black shiny pleather panties back...

ZOD WANTS THOSE DAMN PANTIES.. I MEAN UNDIES!! UNDIES BACK!!

THEY ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT PANTIES!

ZOD DOES NOT WEAR PANTIES!!

WELL.. there was that one weekend at VampJazzy's but that's DIFFERENT!!


...that woman will get you into all sorts of trouble.. *mutters*

You know, I don't think that even the dry cleaning gnomes want anything to do with your nether garments....

Actually it is written into the gnomes's contract that they not have anything to do with them. Although they will put them in a hazardous materials bag and toss them in the incinerator.

Pleather panties sound like they would be all kinds of pain.

ZombieJoe wrote:Actually it is written into the gnomes's contract that they not have anything to do with them. Although they will put them in a hazardous materials bag and toss them in the incinerator.

Contract!?

What part of tyrant did you not understand!?
THERE ARE NO CONTRACTS!

GET THOSE LITTLE GNATS OVER HERE AND HAVE THEM WASH MY DELICATES!

...and no.. Zod is not referring to his testicles!


hrmf.. Zod's testes are mighty indeed, a single smack from his sack would kill you instantly!

Zod the everliving wrote:

ZombieJoe wrote:Actually it is written into the gnomes's contract that they not have anything to do with them. Although they will put them in a hazardous materials bag and toss them in the incinerator.

Contract!?

What part of tyrant did you not understand!?
THERE ARE NO CONTRACTS!

GET THOSE LITTLE GNATS OVER HERE AND HAVE THEM WASH MY DELICATES!

...and no.. Zod is not referring to his testicles!


hrmf.. Zod's testes are mighty indeed, a single smack from his sack would kill you instantly!

Luckily we're in no danger, as Ursa keeps them in her purse.

ACCUSE ZOD OF BEING BROWBEATEN WILL YOU!?

*uses the rarely seen frost breath on Mountebank, freezing him in place*

*shoves him under Tiq's bed under a nest of gross scottish undies*

*slowly thaws*

Wait, this doesn't make sense. Tiq doesn't wear underwear - he wears a kilt. Whose gross scottish undies are these?

*checks label*

Bella? Jeez, that girl needs to do some laundry.

ZombieJoe wrote:Actually it is written into the gnomes's contract that they not have anything to do with them. Although they will put them in a hazardous materials bag and toss them in the incinerator.

I don't think an incinerator would cut it...more like frozen in carbonite and jettisoned into deep space to never be seen (or smelt) again.

Mountebank wrote:*slowly thaws*

Wait, this doesn't make sense. Tiq doesn't wear underwear - he wears a kilt. Whose gross scottish undies are these?

*checks label*

Bella? Jeez, that girl needs to do some laundry.

DO. NOT. TOUCH. BELLA'S. UNDIES.

I will keel you.

Slowly.

Vampjazzy wrote:

Mountebank wrote:*slowly thaws*

Wait, this doesn't make sense. Tiq doesn't wear underwear - he wears a kilt. Whose gross scottish undies are these?

*checks label*

Bella? Jeez, that girl needs to do some laundry.

DO. NOT. TOUCH. BELLA'S. UNDIES.

I will keel you.

Slowly.

Fine. No touching underwear. I'll just touch the toy surprise inside.

While it does have a string, I don't think that's a toy...


I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I just couldn't stop myself.

General Specific wrote:While it does have a string, I don't think that's a toy...


I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I just couldn't stop myself.

It's no big deal. I can put the wrath on you instead. That saves me from punishments later.

*cracks her knuckles and hefts her rusty screw*

*whips a portable hole out of his pocket and escapes to the next room*

*flees*

Isn't the room next door Non's bathroom/coco puff factory?

No, that's the other wall. I'm into the kitchen right now.

*continues fleeing*

I PROMISED NO KNEELING!!


Yeah, sorry guys... laptop exploded... should be getting my compy fixed soon, so untill then just be patient and try to behave yourselves.

Tiq wrote:I PROMISED NO KNEELING!!


Yeah, sorry guys... laptop exploded... should be getting my compy fixed soon, so untill then just be patient and try to behave yourselves.

I make no promises on behaving

Tiq wrote:I PROMISED NO KNEELING!!


Yeah, sorry guys... laptop exploded... should be getting my compy fixed soon, so untill then just be patient and try to behave yourselves.

behave? What is this word? I knows it not.

*shoots flaming paperwads at KS*

^___^

Willow wrote:

Tiq wrote:I PROMISED NO KNEELING!!


Yeah, sorry guys... laptop exploded... should be getting my compy fixed soon, so untill then just be patient and try to behave yourselves.

behave? What is this word? I knows it not.

*shoots flaming paperwads at KS*

^___^

Oh noes flaming paperwads my one weakness.