Spooning is natural!

Natural! YOU HEAR ME!?
If i want to spoon with Rowan's cat, then that's just fine and nobody is in a position to judge!

NOBODY!!




...well.. maybe the cat.

DONT YOU LOOK AT ZOD LIKE THAT! I WILL LAZOR THE STARS RIGHT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!
YOU HEAR ME!?

SPOONING IS NOT DIRTY!

*grabs nearby krewmember and spoons with him/her*

LOOK! ZOD IS TOTALLY SPOONING WITH..

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! I NEED AN ADULT!

THIS IS GOOD! ENJOY IT DAMMIT!!

ENJOY THIS SPOONING!!

*Spoons with all his might*


YOU ENJOY THIS!!

SAY IT!!

SAY IIIIIT!!!

*goes fetal*

NOT THE WALRUS AGAIN! NOOOOO!!!!

By Krypton's red sun!

YOU WILL ENJOY THIS SPOONING OR ZOD WILL HAVE NON GIVE IT A TRY!

SMILE AND SAY YOU ENJOY THIS SPOONING! SAY IT!!

I enjoy it....

Better..



now, where did Rowan's cat go?

Zod the everliving wrote:Better..



now, where did Rowan's cat go?

*strides in with the kitty in her arms, petting the pussy slowly and carefully and very very thoroughly*

Looking for something, Zodsie?

... a-are you petting.. petting your pussy?

No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

General Specific wrote:No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

Exactly. I've been strictly forbidden to pet my own until... Sunday.

Vampjazzy wrote:

General Specific wrote:No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

Exactly. I've been strictly forbidden to pet my own until... Sunday.

\



that sounds like quite a challenge.

Kid-spider2099 wrote:

Vampjazzy wrote:

General Specific wrote:No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

Exactly. I've been strictly forbidden to pet my own until... Sunday.

\

that sounds like quite a challenge.

That she better keep to...

Zod does not understand. If she wishes to soothe her feline with rythmic strokings why can she not? It is her cat afterall.

*grabs Kelda from Vampy's arms*

*Examines her poor calico/tabby cross*

This is my poor kitty cat. NO ONE TOUCHES HER!!

On account of your upcoming nuptials, I won't Phalm you. But (and this goes for EVERYONE) hands off my kitty cat!!!!

Mountebank wrote:

Kid-spider2099 wrote:

Vampjazzy wrote:

General Specific wrote:No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

Exactly. I've been strictly forbidden to pet my own until... Sunday.

\

that sounds like quite a challenge.

That she better keep to...

I promised didn't I! >.<

And Rowan, I was just petting the kitty, it's not like I was molesting it.

Vampjazzy wrote:

Mountebank wrote:

Kid-spider2099 wrote:

Vampjazzy wrote:

General Specific wrote:No, she's petting ROWAN'S pussy

Exactly. I've been strictly forbidden to pet my own until... Sunday.

\

that sounds like quite a challenge.

That she better keep to...

I promised didn't I! >.<

And Rowan, I was just petting the kitty, it's not like I was molesting it.

No matter how much that slutty little kitty wanted you to.

Listen here sister. We had this conversation before. If zod wishes to spoon with your cat he will do so!

*spoons with kitty*

Mmmmmm

You do realize that you're spooning with me, as I have Kelda in my arms right?

NO SPOONING WITH SIBLINGS!!!!!!!

There is nothing wrong with spooning!

it is not dirty!

It is natural!

I proved it to Gen spec, I'll prove it to you!

*spoons*

I'm'a spooning here!

See this!? this is spooning!

I"m totally spooning and it's awesome!

SAY IT'S AWESOME!!