humor.. Zod's pontifications on the subject

lately Zod has come to realize that you mortal Houstonites possess something called humor.
I WILL CONQUER YOU HUMOR!! KNEEL BEFORE ZO-

sorry.. sorry.. force of habit.

Anyway, yes, Zod has come to understand you all enjoy something called comedy.
Zod has decided to inquire about this and use his enlarged kryptonian solar fed brain to see what all the fuss is about.
Utilizing your i-netz function, Zod has determined (after sifting through the endless pornography, you filthy monkeys) that "Your Momma" jokes are considered the highest form of this supposed "comedy".

Zod has prepared a few to show he too can do anything humans can do.

ahem..


Your Mother is so mortal she cannot withstand a gunshot to the face.

...good, yes?
let us try another.

Your mother is so inferior, she does not possess one tenth the acumen of Zod

quite the burn, hrm?


ah!

Your mother is so weak she cannot heft a crosstown bus.


there, Zod has mastered yet another of your so-called complex society's ideas.

Kneel before Zod

Next up, dancing like Mr. Rogers

is.. is that more of the humor thing you humans posess?


because if it is, Zod totally gets it.

Gen...did you actually do a search for that little clip, or is that something you already had?

Either way....why?

It's something I found recently and because it is awesome.

Mr. Rogers creeps me out.

General Specific wrote:It's something I found recently and because it is awesome.

It would have been cooler if you had had it for years, keeping it stored for exactly this eventuality.

Like Batman of the internet.

StopBeingCute wrote:Mr. Rogers creeps me out.

Mr. Rogers creeps you out? He's the most wholesome person to ever appear on television. How can he creep you out?

General Specific wrote:

Mr. Rogers creeps you out? He's the most wholesome person to ever appear on television. How can he creep you out?

Wholesome? He's a van and a bag of candy away from Chester-ville.