@_@ HOLY HELL.

Oh dear god... right, so... my local rock club was doing a challenge tonight, hosted by dominos.


4 people get on stage and have five minutes to try and eat a dominos meltdown pizza each.

I was one of the four.


It was the hottest fucking thing I ever tasted.


I was sweating within seconds of the first bite, and by the second slice tears where running down my face.


I puked on stage...


I came in third.


I got a free hoodie out of it.


My stomach is now dying.



DO NOT, touch that fucking dominos meltdown pizza, guys... I BEG YOU.

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*pokes the pizza, snatching a claw away from the sizzling pie*

you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Kid-spider2099 wrote:you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Canadian or American dew?

ours has no caffeine.

Kid-spider2099 wrote:you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Actually theres a handfull of shops in glasgow stocking dew now, thanks to a few lan centres and the like, that manage to sell a lot of stock.

Cherub wrote:

Kid-spider2099 wrote:you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Canadian or American dew?

ours has no caffeine.

Canadian dew has no caffiene? what's the point of drinking it then?

Um, the flavour? It's not malted battery acid?

Mountain dew does taste utterly fucking delicious.

i do like the flavor but i also drink it for the caffiene.

Cherub wrote:

Kid-spider2099 wrote:you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Canadian or American dew?

ours has no caffeine.

How the hell can they even call that Dew??!?!

'cause they do.

Was that a bad pun?

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no?

Riiiiiiiggghhhht....

HeavenlyMayday wrote:

Cherub wrote:

Kid-spider2099 wrote:you have domino's but no mountain dew? how can you eat pizza with out the dew.

Canadian or American dew?

ours has no caffeine.

How the hell can they even call that Dew??!?!

i was thinking the same thing.

Dewbee Dewbee Dew...