PARDON ME, COMMANDER TIQ, SIR...

BUT WHY DOES MY TAGLINE SAY EXTERMINATE? I AM BUT A SIMPLE IRONSIDE IN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL ARMY, NOT A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE.

*snert*

Yeah, right.....

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm not buying it...


Where's a damn cyberman, when you need one...

Marvin wanders into the room,

did someone want me....no i suppose not, me with a Brain the size of a planet and they call for some dimwitted cyber thing......

Brain the size of a planet, eh?

~Picks up marvin and javelin throws him at the ironside~

EAT IT, FUCKER!!

I CANNOT EAT. I AM AN IRONSIDE, A ROBOT DESIGNED BY DR. EDWIN BRACEWELL. YOUR HOSTILITIES ARE UNWARRANTED.

You are my enemy!
And I am yours! You are everything I despise! The worst thing in all creation. I've defeated you. Time and time again, I've defeated you. I sent you back into the Void! I saved the whole of Reality from you! I am the Doctor! And you are the Daleks!

~Kicks the dalek, as hard as he can~

...
TESTIMONY ACCEPTED.

BEHOLD. THE NEW PARADIGM DALEKS! THEY ARE OF TRUE DALEK DNA! THEY ARE PURE!

HELLO, DOCTOR.

....Well shit, didn't quite think that one through, did I?


~Flings a jammie dodger at the daleks eye stalk, and flee's into another thread~

Hey look i found a cookie.