........KABOOM!

~bursts through the ceiling~


<.<


>.>


that ought to be big enough.

~lights some black candles~


~places a small pleather parcel in the middle of said candles~


~Waits~

Tiq wrote:~bursts through the ceiling~


<.<


>.>


that ought to be big enough.

~lights some black candles~


~places a small pleather parcel in the middle of said candles~


~Waits~

either tiq is trying to summon a demon or the Zod.

*rises out of his coffin*
arrrahhhhghhhhH!!!!


...I was told...


...there'd be cheeseburgers?


...and a blowjob?

......


Vampy is around here somewhere, but I'm afraid she's getting married.


Still... theres always umm...


~looks around~

OHH, KIDSPIDER, COME OVER HERE A SEC!

Zod the everliving wrote:*rises out of his coffin*
arrrahhhhghhhhH!!!!


...I was told...


...there'd be cheeseburgers?


...and a blowjob?

*gives Zod a plate of Cheeseburgers*

as for the other thing that you have find yourself.

but you're the one wearing a dress.

Zod? Is it really you?

This really IS the Krypton Krew!!!

Oh christ, fine...


~gets down on his knees~


Make it fast.... and sexy.

*hands over eyes*

I'm not confirming shit till I get my damn cheeseburgers and a blowjob dammit!!

~hands over cheeseburgers and gives Zod a quickie~


For god sake, you could have at least let me put up a screen or something first, gaaaawd.

Hello

*still holding a plate a cheeseburgers some have bites missing out them*

... there are spider webs.. all over my damn cheeseburgers..

I'm gonn'a need another blowjob.

Oh for fu--


FINE!!!

<.<


>.>


~Gives the man what he wants~


THERE, HAPPY NOW!?!

Well don't look at me, my husband would NOT approve...

Where all tha unattached ladies at? (Do we HAVE any currently unattached ladies at this point?!?!)

Zod the everliving wrote:... there are spider webs.. all over my damn cheeseburgers..

I'm gonn'a need another blowjob.

sorry that's what happens when you have spider-powers and sometimes i get urges to crawl in giant bathtubs.

With or without the bubbles in the tubs?

i DIDNT MEAN RIGHT AWAY! IT'S TOO SOON, I'M FAR TOO TINGLY! DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GIVING BLOWJOBS?! OMG!!

IM NOT AS PRACTISED IN THESE THINGS AS YOU ARE, COCKBLASTER!

maron wrote:With or without the bubbles in the tubs?

without.

I also get urges to scare girls with porrige.

Kid-spider2099 wrote:

maron wrote:With or without the bubbles in the tubs?

without.

I also get urges to scare girls with porrige.

So, like, what's a tuffett anyways?

And knocking them off of the tuffits.... shame shame

a tuffett is like when you get hurt or kicked in the g'nads and you gotta' walk it off. you tuffet out.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKAA!!!!

Kid-spider2099 wrote:

maron wrote:With or without the bubbles in the tubs?

without.

I also get urges to scare girls with porrige.

Hang on, hang on...


Do you mean you like to scare girls who have porridge, or you like to scare girls, USING porridge.


Cause one of those is alarmingly more kinky than the other...

Zod the everliving wrote:a tuffett is like when you get hurt or kicked in the g'nads and you gotta' walk it off. you tuffet out.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKAA!!!!

<---- totally my "bad pun" face from now on