The church of Zod is now open

Citizens of planet Houston!

It has come to Zod's attention that some of you waste precious hours and *chortles* thoughts on a greater being.
Allow Zod to correct this little mistake. There is no greater being than Zod!

But.. let it not be said that Zod is not magnanimous and beneficent at times.
Starting today all churches, temples, mosques and whatever shall be converted to places of worship of the church of Zod.

There you shall adorn yourselves in black.. pleather preferably.
and you shall kneel.

That is all.

enjoy your worship

Zod

I think I shall remain a Pastafarian. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

*looks at outfit* but I love my pink sweater, ivory lace top, and gray slacks I have on.

you only have to wear the pleather outfit to church!!

and as for this pastafari! I will meet this flying spaghetti monster.. and I will slay him!

SHOW HIM TO ME!!
I CHALLENGE YOU FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!
I WILL BEST YOU AS I HAVE THE SON OF OUR JAILOR!

can I wear Pink pleather instead?
*looks at ZOD with her big black puppy dog eyes*

maron wrote:can I wear Pink pleather instead?
*looks at ZOD with her big black puppy dog eyes*

oh for the love of..

Fine! FINE!!

So long as it is pleather!

AND WHY ARENT YOU KNEELING!?

oh and uh.. do not wear it on the days Non goes to church.
He would think you are making fun of him.

Zod the everliving wrote:oh and uh.. do not wear it on the days Non goes to church.
He would think you are making fun of him.

*kneels*
I'll wear a different colored pastel pleather on those days.

maron wrote:

Zod the everliving wrote:oh and uh.. do not wear it on the days Non goes to church.
He would think you are making fun of him.

*kneels*
I'll wear a different colored pastel pleather on those days.

that would be for the best.

let's try not to hurt his feelings.
He's very sensitive under all that murder

~spraypaints "zod smells" on the church wall, and flees~

*levels Scotland*

nobody notices.

Harsh. ;.;

Tiq wrote:Harsh. ;.;

if it makes a difference, I am sure people will miss your make-believe lake beast.

....


~grabs a stapler and a piece of paper, and staples "Jor-el is my homie" onto zods forehead~


~Smiles and flicks open the stapler, to show zod a row of glowing green crystalline staples~


...I'll give you two guesses what these are made of... but I think you'll only need one.

oh.. you bastard!

YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY WITTY WITH ALL YOUR KRYPTONITE TOYS DONT YOU!?

DONT YOU!?


well.. how do you like... THIS!?

*rips off your kilt*

oh.. *winces* Great Zod that was poorly calculated!
When does a mole stop being a mole and start being a second head of hair!?