The Screaming Hyenas

I have a relative that has suddenly decided to start up a dance troupe. She had the idea and passed it around the building she lives in and got a number of people interested in it.

They would have uniforms to wear, nothing but bikini bottoms and pasties. One of the more well-endowed girls even announced that she would do the tassel twirl trick. My relative would end the show by coming out and doing a pole dance for everyone.

When asked who they would perform for, she said it would be for anyone
who asked. She even came up with a name, The Screaming Hyenas.

She contacted a financial adviser and inquired about getting a bus so they could tour and getting the "Screaming Hyena" name plastered across it. She also called a family friend who is a lawyer to help with any legal troubles. The lawyer agreed because he foresaw that they would need lots of legal advice.



Who is this person?

Spoiler:

why does she have shirt with her face on it?

She doesn't actually, I know it looks that way, but her building was doing scarecrows and they decided to use her face, so she's holding the picture they used.

You're not kidding are you? That'd be cool to see! grats on having an awesome granny!

She is kidding, she uses a walker to get around as do most of the people in her community, so I don't think a dance troupe is likely. Especially one where the dancers are all old ladies wearing bikini bottoms and pasties....

Your granny is still amazing

RowanFalar wrote:Your granny is still amazing

I agree. Any old lady who would come up with a plan like that (assuming it was her and not you) is awesome. It reminds me of a parade act I saw in Port Washington, WI called the "Dancing Grannies," although they were more... family friendly.

That was all her. She's the little old lady that can get away with murder by simply smiling.

aww!

General Specific wrote:That was all her. She's the little old lady that can get away with murder by simply smiling.

Well, yeah. If an old woman is active, full of life and vigour, she can do anything she damn well pleases.