Holy bikini bottoms batman

A forum! How did I not see this here... or did I and its been so long I completely forgot about it...>.> Well anways.. HI

I dont CARE if I see most ya'll on facebook I miss THIS ...THIS RIGHT HERE...

Now where the HELL is the glitter, the juice and the gropes? GOD dangit I am over 18 ( WAAAY over 18 now) and It just doesn't seem right to not have this wonderful forum up and going... I think I shall make it my personal project to get ALL you monkies back in here... Get to it now....

Go on... It'll be okay.... Come come... We have candy..

Candy? WHERE?!

*flies by to YOINK a wrapped candy out of Gnurd's hand*

*gulp*

You're getting married. Gotta stay in shape!

*flies out of frame!*

Getting married? Pretty sure I'm not...

Actually Gnurd, we signed a marriage contract for some arabian princess like, 5 years ago.. Ment to tell you, you've been married this whole time

bipolar_monkey wrote:Actually Gnurd, we signed a marriage contract for some arabian princess like, 5 years ago.. Ment to tell you, you've been married this whole time

We? Who "we" signed this contract? And where is this princess? Does she have huge... tracts of land?

Huge as in rhode island is a big state huge or huge as in, saudi deserts?