Leather > Pleather
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Zod the everliving
HeavenlyMayday
maron
Tiq
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Leather... and not because I got a bin filled with it and the tools to use it either
Re: Leather > Pleather
That's right ladies and gentlemen, Maron KNOWS HOW TO USE LEATHER! And don't you forget it either.
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Yeah... people... What the heck are you thinking?
*looks innocent*
*whistles nonchalantly*
*looks innocent*
*whistles nonchalantly*
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Re: Leather > Pleather
<.<
>.>
~Licks maron's eyeball and runs off~
>.>
~Licks maron's eyeball and runs off~
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Re: Leather > Pleather
first of all, this entire topic is out of line and must be locked dammit!
Pleather shall always > leather as you internet dwellers say!!
When I am done burning all the cows with my eye lazors then what shall you do for leather?! HRM!? HRM!?
That's right! NOTHING!
although there has always been the entertaining concept of tanning mortal hides..
Pleather shall always > leather as you internet dwellers say!!
When I am done burning all the cows with my eye lazors then what shall you do for leather?! HRM!? HRM!?
That's right! NOTHING!
although there has always been the entertaining concept of tanning mortal hides..
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Reading ZOD's post the only thing I can think of is mmmmnnnn beef jerkyZod the everliving wrote:first of all, this entire topic is out of line and must be locked dammit!
Pleather shall always > leather as you internet dwellers say!!
When I am done burning all the cows with my eye lazors then what shall you do for leather?! HRM!? HRM!?
That's right! NOTHING!
although there has always been the entertaining concept of tanning mortal hides..
Re: Leather > Pleather
were you speaking of your penis or your overall form?
Zod is confused
Zod is confused
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Zod the everliving wrote:were you speaking of your penis or your overall form?
Zod is confused
................................
T_T
~Flies at you with a kryptonite dagger~
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Tiq wrote:Zod the everliving wrote:were you speaking of your penis or your overall form?
Zod is confused
................................
T_T
~Flies at you with a kryptonite dagger~
I will simply scald your genitalia with my eyelazors long before you can approach me.
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Oh really?
~Spits liquid kryptonite at zods face~
EAT IT, FUCKER!!!
~Spits liquid kryptonite at zods face~
EAT IT, FUCKER!!!
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Tiq wrote:Oh really?
~Spits liquid kryptonite at zods face~
EAT IT, FUCKER!!!
cut! CUUUUUTT!!!
*backdrop gives away, Tiq is revealed hanging from wires and gently dropped to the stage*
*several stage hands pass by as a buzzer sounds, Script girl gives the director the minutes and playback footage*
Director: Tiq.. baby! what are you doing to me out there!?
*raps the script firmly with his knuckles*
Squirts liquid kryptonite?
Just follow your lines, okay? leave the thinking and creative stuff to us.
tell you what, take five, have some haggis.. some scotch.. ride Nessie around the studio and we'll try it from the top.
THAT'S FIVE EVERYONE!
Zod: "I just cant work with this guy, Jerry! He's killing me! He's stomping all over my lines!"
Director: "I know Zoddy baby, but look. He's a scot.. he's cheap and we needed someone big for this scene. Tell you what, we'll kill him five pages early and then move onto your monologue? sound good?"
Zod: "Very well. I'll be in my trailor.. getting a blowjob."
Director: Geez, it was easier making that Adam Sandler movie where he farts fire all over the place!
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Re: Leather > Pleather
...I can't breathe.
Zod.... marry me?
Zod.... marry me?
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Re: Leather > Pleather
like how I brought that full circle to the farting fire bit?
That's crisp, baby!
That's comedy!
see that?
c wut I did thar?
study it!
That's crisp, baby!
That's comedy!
see that?
c wut I did thar?
study it!
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Re: Leather > Pleather
I love you all so freakin much, in a totally platonic way of course!
*happy dance*
*happy dance*
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Re: Leather > Pleather
~Stares dejectedly at the diamond ring in his hand~
~walks away slowly while the sad incredible hulk music plays~
~walks away slowly while the sad incredible hulk music plays~
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Tiq wrote:~Stares dejectedly at the diamond ring in his hand~
~walks away slowly while the sad incredible hulk music plays~
*runs you over with the krypto vehicle*
*sticks head out*
WOOPS!!
*backs over you*
There! thought I saw a twitch!
*drives off.. jumps a river*
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Tiq wrote:......
Oh now you done fucked up
I know! I think I snapped the axle jumping over that crick!
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Re: Leather > Pleather
Don't try to act funny, krytopussy.
~tosses a fireball at zod~
~tosses a fireball at zod~
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Re: Leather > Pleather
did that fireball come out of your ass?
did.. did you just fart it at me? :-D
did.. did you just fart it at me? :-D
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