Zod's love show.

General Specific wrote:Oh! Hey Vampy, I was wondering if you and SBC and any other female Krewmember that was up for it would mind helping me out with something?

Depends on what it is.. I might have to stretch out first.

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

I think gen just had a stroke. o.O

Did Gen just offer Vampy his milk?

Whoa.

LyingBastard wrote:Did Gen just offer Vampy his milk?

Whoa.

Better her than me.


I'm lactose intolerant.

StopBeingCute wrote:

LyingBastard wrote:Did Gen just offer Vampy his milk?

Whoa.

Better her than me.


I'm lactose intolerant.

S'ok... I think "milk" may have been a euphemism.

Non raises his hand and squeeks a bit to Zod.

"Hrm.. I see. Yes.. I think that can be easily solved, he is in the audience still."

"General specific, please come forward."

ZombieJoe wrote:

StopBeingCute wrote:

LyingBastard wrote:Did Gen just offer Vampy his milk?

Whoa.

Better her than me.


I'm lactose intolerant.

S'ok... I think "milk" may have been a euphemism.

It's "soy milk".

General Specific wrote:

<.<

>.>

~grabs gen and shoves him up on stage~


Be with your man! =D

"ohhhh right.."

"Zod had forgotten that you found Non's ..'embrace'.. distasteful."

"Sorry Non. It seems your affections have been rebuked. Perhaps you can enjoy the comfort of the broad shoulders of that smelly scotsman over there instead."

I'd fucking break non in half.

Tiq wrote:I'd fucking break non in half.

Hrm.. yes. I seem to recall something about the prowess of hefty Scots being fierce combatants and overthrowing anyone who would dare seek to oppress them.

oh.. wait..

*chortles*

Zod the everliving wrote:

Tiq wrote:I'd fucking break non in half.

Hrm.. yes. I seem to recall something about the prowess of hefty Scots being fierce combatants and overthrowing anyone who would dare seek to oppress them.

oh.. wait..

*chortles*

Whilst the black death was ravaging Europe, the Scots were pretty much unaffected due to their relative isolation. Seeing England utterly decimated by the plague, the Scots decided that would be a great moment to invade.

"Ach Angus, ye're back. Did yea conquer the English already?"
"Nay Morag, but we brought back a sooooooooouvenir. These weeping pustules arrrrrre the newest thing in Europe!"