Re: Leather > Pleather

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:48 pm

......................

The years haven't been kind to you, have they general?

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:49 pm

so.. it wasnt a fart?

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:50 pm

CEASE YOUR INANE TOMFOOLERY, YOU INFERIOR BEING!

(Also: Hey zod, did you see how they fucked you up in the latest series of smallville, the fuck was THAT about, I ask you? )

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:52 pm

you cant talk to me like that! I-I'm Zod!!

(yeah dude, I kinda' stopped watching but I heard. Just gawd awful)

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:54 pm

What are you going to do about it, pussy?

Don't make me open up a can of Jor-el, on your ass... Twisted Evil

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:56 pm

Oh.. I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it!

Urrrrsaaaaaaa!!

yeah.. commence the shitting of one's kilt, red font boy!

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:58 pm

Ooooooooh, the female kryptonian?

I like her. Twisted Evil

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:00 pm

yeah.. she likes you too..

mostly with salt and pepper.

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:01 pm

Am I to understand there will be devouring going on?

I'm always up for eating something out.

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:02 pm

does the term 'vagina dentata' mean anything to you?

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:03 pm

Zod the everliving wrote:does the term 'vagina dentata' mean anything to you?

Depends... does the term "barbed penis" mean anyting to you?

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:05 pm

does the term "flatulence incendia" mean anything to you?

Tiq Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:06 pm

Does the term "Shut your fucking whore mouth, before I beat you to death with my giant red barbed cock" mean anything to you?

Zod the everliving Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:08 pm

*farts a flaming monkey*

sorry, what?

HeavenlyMayday Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:14 pm

*snert*

maron Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:31 am

*pulls up a bean bag, munches on some poscorn, and watches*
This never gets old

ZombieJoe Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:13 am

Did someone say poscorn? *Plops down and calls for Barista Gnome to set up*

maron Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:23 am

ZombieJoe wrote:Did someone say poscorn? *Plops down and calls for Barista Gnome to set up*

Ohh can they get me a earl grey tea with cream and sugar please?

LyingBastard Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:13 pm

This thread is terribly lacking in leather-clad maron.

ZombieJoe Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:21 pm

*struts down the runway in a leather jumpsuit like the one from Underworld*

What? Didn't you say... um... uh... nevermind... *runs*

maron Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:01 pm

Leather > Pleather - Page 2 The_Sucubus_by_heavenlymaron

Would that work?

ZombieJoe Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:03 pm

It might but I think LB might be having problems seeing his monitor right now. I think he is looking for a squeegee. lol

(Okay that even squigged me out a little...)

maron Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:06 pm

just wait until I make my breastplate and arm guards. Twisted Evil

ZombieJoe Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:16 pm

Hold up, you're going to attach plates to your breasts?

*ducks and runs*

maron Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:22 pm

ZombieJoe wrote:Hold up, you're going to attach plates to your breasts?

*ducks and runs*

*pulls out her bow* you might want to fun faster

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