Re: Intro Thread.

The Dark Lord Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:53 am

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

I was and still am The Dark Lord (formerly Crotch Goblin). I have been busy launching PROJECT:Comic Con in St. Louis, MO where I live and tomorrow is our 2nd show and if it's successful I stand to make a lot of money!! So Whooooo hoooooo!!! It's about time I gots paid!! Other then that...I work, gave up drinking (not that it was ever a problem, just no longer see the need for alcohol in my life), and am currently trying to quit smoking SO BACK THE HELL UP OFF ME BEFORE I TEAR YOU A NEW ONE!!!! *breathes* sorry....nicotine withdrawl.

Oh and Mangler said I can write him a few strips for his comic. So hope to get off my ass and find the time to do that one of these day...

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:59 am

Ok who let the dark lord in again? Jk love ya dark lord

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:27 am

We've almost got the whole family back together again Smile

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:40 am

bimo wrote:We've almost got the whole family back together again

Yes we do all we need are the second cousins twice removed.

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:41 am

maron wrote:
bimo wrote:We've almost got the whole family back together again
Yes we do all we need are the second cousins twice removed.

True! Where is Gen Specific anyways!

**Admin** Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:41 am

three very important people are missing, and if I get my way, they'll damn well sign the fuck up.

edit: PAGE 3 IS MINE, SUCKAS!

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:43 am

Tiq wrote:three very important people are missing, and if I get my way, they'll damn well sign the fuck up.

edit: PAGE 3 IS MINE, SUCKAS!

And those people....are....

Joe...and......
....Joe.. and Third Joe!

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:44 am

bimo wrote:
Tiq wrote:three very important people are missing, and if I get my way, they'll damn well sign the fuck up.

edit: PAGE 3 IS MINE, SUCKAS!

And those people....are....

Joe...and......
....Joe.. and Third Joe!

We have allot of Joes.

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:46 am

But only one can survive. I think I'll call it " Battle of the Joes.... Season 2"

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:49 am

bimo wrote:But only one can survive. I think I'll call it " Battle of the Joes.... Season 2"

and I'll post in on Paperview for 19.95$

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:49 am

We'll make millions!! I'd like to buy a house first off.. and a car...

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:51 am

bimo wrote:We'll make millions!! I'd like to buy a house first off.. and a car...

and a fitness instructor named Sven.

**Admin** Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:53 am

~Pour's petrol on the floor, in a strange pattern, and set's fire to it~

I'll just uhh... leave this thing here for the time being...

Intro Thread. - Page 2 Zod_symbol

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:56 am

*eyes Tiq*

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:58 am

*eyes tiq... then throws the petrol on him* Very Happy

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:59 am

*lights a match* Twisted Evil

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:00 am

*BOOM!*

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:00 am

Who's got the marmellows and recorded that?

**Admin** Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:01 am

O.O

~tackle hugs both of you~

FIREHUGS. =D

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:01 am

Mmmm I smell bacon...

oh... that's me...

Smile

Shiny

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:02 am

mmnnn bacon *drools* who has the syrup?

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:04 am

No. Syrup is NOT a bacon condiment. Never

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:05 am

bimo wrote:No. Syrup is NOT a bacon condiment. Never

Don't knock it until you try it.

bimo Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:08 am

I have. Bacon is a salty not a sweet to me.

maron Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:21 am

bimo wrote:I have. Bacon is a salty not a sweet to me.

What kind of bacon are you eating?

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