Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was this guy. And this guy said "I'm geekier than anyone around because..."

(2 sentence at a time story game, whee!!!)

Aaaaannnnnnd- GO!

I'm cherub?

he turned around to see...

Tiq eating

Kid-spider2099 wrote:Tiq eating

a bunch of haggis and drinking Guinness by the gallon. No competition there he thought.

Then Kidspider appeared and stole his haggis.

And then looked the haggis wondering what it was used for

because it did not even remotely resemble food. Shrugging, KS went looking for a little miss to frighten with porrige or scare off of a tuffet or something. Meanwhile...

Adam Sandler came by and farted fire. Everyone laughed!

Zod the everliving wrote:Adam Sandler came by and farted fire. Everyone laughed!

HM looked over at the laughing krewmembers and started muttering something about crazy kryptonians and their flaming fart fetishes and looked over to see...

NOBODY LAUGHED.

Tiq wrote:NOBODY LAUGHED.

SORRY DUDE! BUT EVERYBODY LAUGHED!! IT"S BEEN ESTABLISHED!!!

DEAL WITH IT!!

EVERYONE!!


ahem..
-to see:

Adam Sandler, mugging for the camera as he blew yet another firey fart. Again, everyone laughed!

Tiq was standing to close to adam and caught fire.

despite being on fire, Tiq could not help but laugh. Afterall, he had just been farted on with fire.

And as everyone knows, flaming farts are comedy gold. As he was screaming (in pain and laughter at the same time) Tiq couldn't help but wonder...

when Kitt would show. Sure enough he rolled onto the scene!

what new and interesting painful methods will I devise, for punishing KS...

Seeing Kitt (with michael inside of course (eww, that sounds dirty thought Tiq, michael inside)) drive up Tiq came up with the perfect way to punish ks.

which was to feed KS pies till he exploded.

But then tiq thought "screw that, I'll just murder his ass" and so he shanked KS in the kidneys repeatedly untill

What tiq didn't realize was that was of the many KS clones still wandering the earth.

(that totally did not fit into a follow up of 'until', K.S.! so I shall take your place! HRMF!)

until Kid spider bled a sickening mixture of urine and blood! Fortunately Kitt saw this and felt it was time to intervene!

oh god no....

Michael totally McGyvered Kitts flaming farts to send a smoke signal for someone to bring the EBO. Who should arrive with said EBO but HM who promptly scooped up the poor bleeding pissy remains of KS and dumped them into the EBO.

It was then that "OH FORTUNA" began playing! Tiq knew he was in deep poodoo now!

KS Emerged from the EBO stronger faster better.